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Where chaos meets humidity. This is your one-stop swamp for the wildest, weirdest, and most WTF headlines straight outta the Sunshine State. From gator-wrestling vigilantes to Walmart sword fights and naked roof philosophers, if it's bizarre and vaguely illegal β it probably happened in Florida. Every story is real. Every story is insane. Welcome to the beating heart of Americaβs fever dream.
Only in Florida can a traffic jam turn into a live-action episode of Animal Planet meets WWE. Meet Mike Dragich, aka the Blue Collar Brawler — MMA fighter by day, gator wrangler by destiny. When a rogue alligator decided to sashay acβ¦